WHAT IF?
This is one of those projects where either nobody buys it, or we all end up millionaires. Nothing in between.
ABOUT ME
Hi, I’m YodJA7, the dev behind WHAT IF? I have no idea what I’m doing, and that’s exactly the plan.
I launched this project with a cup of cold coffee and zero coding skills. Every time the chart moves up, I lose my mind. Every time it goes down, I Google, “how to make it better.”
DREAM BIG, FAIL HARD
World domination? Nope?
Moon landing? Maybe?
Honestly? I just want to see how far this can go before someone asks, “Wait, is this a joke?” Spoiler: It is.
“WHAT IF?” is just me having fun, making memes, and trying to explain crypto while questioning all my life choices.
TOKENOMICS
Our tokenomics are simple because I’m not smart enough to complicate them:
Because someone said that’s important.
Aka my meme budget.
For when I figure out what I’m actually developing.
“What if we need it for something later?”
Total supply: Whatever sounded cool at 2 AM.
ROADMAP
- Create a token.
- Forget the contract address. (Classic me.)
- Announce launch with no explanation.
- Freak out when we get 100 holders.
- Learn how to update the website mid-crash.
- Announce partnerships with my dog and whoever replies first on Twitter.
- Panic as the chart goes up.
- Do a Twitter Spaces AMA where I accidentally mute myself.
- Release merch featuring my confused face.
- Retire as a meme legend.
- Write a book titled “How to Wing It and Win It.”
- Start the next project: “WHO CARES?”
NOTE:
NOTHING here is financial advice. Seriously, if you’re taking advice from me, you probably need to reevaluate your life choices.
But hey, WHAT IF this works? 😏
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